03/10 - Strung Like a Horse

at The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company

slh

Doors: 08:00 PM Starts: 09:00 PM - $7 adv. / $10 day of show cover

Buy Tickets Now | Artist Website

 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS THE STORY OF STRUNG LIKE A HORSE. SOMETIME IN 1983 A JUNKYARD ROCKET SHAPED SPERM CRASH-LANDED INTO A 1965 CADILLAC ELDORADO SHAPED EGG (CONVERTIBLE OF COURSE) AND NINE MONTHS LATER, GIVE OR TAKE, CLAY MASELLE HORSE-KICKED HIS WAY INTO A WORLD TO WHICH HE WOULD NEVER BELONG.  IN TIME HE DISCOVERED HE WAS NOT ALONE.  THERE WERE OTHER HILLBILLY MISFITS LIVING UNDERCOVER ALL AROUND HIM.  A BORN LEADER, HE GOT FOUR OF THEM ARRESTED FOR STEALING YET ANOTHER CADILLAC–A HEARSE THIS TIME–AND THEY BECAME AN ISEPARABLE UNIT.  SEEING AS HOW THEY WEREN’T EMPLOYABLE THEY TURNED TO THE ONLY THING ALL OF THEM WERE ACRUALLY GOOD AT… PICKIN’

SEVERAL YEARS AND MANY THOUSANDS OF MILES LATER THE STRUNG LIKE A HORSE OUTFIT, NOW A WELL-OILED MACHINE, GALLOPS INTO (YOUR TOWN).  DON’T MISS THEIR SIGNATURE GYPSY GRASS SOUND AND FIERY HOT HIGH-ENERGY STAGE SHOW. MOONSHINE IS OPTIONAL BUT RECOMMENDED. THESE JUNKYARD DOGS BRING “HONEST, PLAYFUL, HEADBANGINGLY INTERACTIVE FUN” TO ANY VENUE THEIR ROCKET CRASHES.

THE SLAH SOUND IS BUILT BY:

CLAY MASELLE – SLIPPERY LEAD VOCALS, ACOUSTIC GUITAR, MANDOLIN, AND KAZOO

B.J. HIGHTOWER – UPRIGHT BASS AND SOARING HARMONIES

CRISPY – DRUMS, BELLS, AND RANDOM HUNKS OF JUNK HE PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY

SPOOKY FIDDLER – SELF EXPLANATORY

More Upcoming Shows

Dirty Sweet Tickets

08/25/2017 - THE DIRTY SWEET

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $7 in advance/$10 at the door cover

What’s that? You haven’t seen The Dirty Sweet? Well consider this your mission! This all-star line-up of musicians bring the [more]

osr

08/26/2017 - Steal Your Peach- A Night of Tribute to Gregg Allman

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 8:00 PM | Show Starts: 9:00 PM - $7 at the door cover

Steal Your Peach are some of the best and hardest working musicians in the Philadelphia area specializing in a mashup [more]

m4 Tickets

09/01/2017 - MarchFourth

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $15 in advance/$20 day of show cover

MarchFourth is a genre-breaking FORCE in the world of live entertainment—a sonic explosion delivered by 20 musicians and dancers who [more]

Still Hand String Band Tickets

09/15/2017 - Still Hand String Band (Their Last Show at ABC!)

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $7 adv. / $10 day of show cover

Still Hand String Band Still Hand String Band is a four-piece progressive jamgrass machine, looking to instill their hand into [more]

BoxOfRain Tickets

09/30/2017 - Box of Rain

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 8PM | Show Starts: 9PM - $10 in advance/ $15 day of show cover

BOX OF RAIN is the classic six piece that pays tribute to the most prolific and finest period of the [more]

consider Tickets

11/30/2017 - Consider the Source

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $10 advance / $12 day of show cover

NYC trio Consider the Source defy easy description. If intergalactic beings of pure energy, after initiation into an order of [more]

jbb Tickets

12/02/2017 - John Brown’s Body

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $15 advance/ $18 day of show cover

Together for two decades and hailed as “Future roots, reggae, and dub with an intricately balanced weaving of vocals, percussion, [more]

sms Tickets

12/15/2017 - Start Making Sense- Talking Heads Tribute!

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $12 in advance/$15 day of show cover

If David Byrne is one of the geniuses of modern times, then Start Making Sense is a tribute to genius. [more]

solar federation Tickets

12/16/2017 - Solar Federation: RUSH Tribute Band

The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company
Doors at: 08:00 PM | Show Starts: 09:00 PM - $8 advance / $12 day of show cover

Solar Federation is the brainchild of Ffej Herb (herbie), a seasoned Central PA-based drummer whose life-long obsession with Rush has [more]